Saturday, 18 December 2010

We don’t need no rules of grammar

Back in April 2010 Steve Wheeler (@timbuckteeth) posted a useful article reminding students that when it comes to succeeding academically, accuracy in using the language still counts.He lists a set of rules which humorously make the point, such as "Avoid clichés like the plague." My question is: do the same rules apply to bloggers?


Grammar, sentence structure and punctuation are important!I think there are two main issues. Firstly, it's fine for bloggers or creative writers of any kind to bend or even break the rules of grammar, if that is done in a purposeful way. For example, I might wish to write a sentence consisting of just two or three words, or even a single word, for emphasis, which breaks Rule 10: "No sentence fragments.", as in:



You would think installing this application would have dire effects on your system. Not so.



Secondly, I disagree with some of the rules anyway. To be specific:


Prepositions are not words to end sentences with


As one of the commenters on Steve's post says, this isn't a rule as such, just someone's invention. Trying to obey it can lead to all sorts of grammatical gymnastics. I think Sir Winston Churchill said it best:



This is the kind of English up with which I will not put.



And don't start a sentence with a conjunction


It sounds like sound advice, yet doing so can often be used to good effect, for example:



But there was no way of knowing that.



Starting the sentence with the conjunction 'but' gives it an immediacy and impact that the acceptable alternative, "However," lacks. Indeed, the comma itself, which is grammatically correct in this context, induces a pause, as it is supposed to, thereby slowing down the pace. In my opinion, pace is just as important in non-fiction writing as in fiction or poetry. Would you not agree?


It is wrong to ever split an infinitive


Well, possibly the most famous split infinitive in the English language, "to boldly go etc", from Star Trek, is not improved by rendering it as "Boldly to go" or "To go boldly". Perhaps that's because of its familiarity, but there are lots of examples in everyday life where to not split an infinitive would come across as forced, unnatural. Usually the distinction is drawn between written and spoken language. A blog, surely, can be both.


Avoid clichés like the plague


Good advice, but hard to abide by. After all, clichés became clichés because they were deemed to be so apposite.  You could try to coin your own analogies and metaphors rather than use a cliche, but in the wrong hands that can come across as self-satisfaction at one's own cleverness. Much better to write naturally and plainly. After all, if the image conveyed by the metaphor distracts from the subject of the writing itself, the whole point of communication has been lost. Therefore a far more useful piece of advice would be to avoid metaphors and similes unless they are truly necessary. They rarely are.


No sentence fragments


Why not? Sometimes these can be used to great effect. I wrote an article in which I not only used sentence fragments, but placed each fragment on a line of its own. I thought that was quite effective in conveying the style in which I would have said the same thing had I been having a conversation with the person I was referring to. In any case, for the sake of balance, these rules ought to include one which forbids writing long, complex, sentences. See, for example, my review of The Making of a Digital World, which contains such gems as:



This process is nested in the process in what Modelski terms the active zone process, defined as the spatial locus of innovation the world system, representing the political process driving the world system evolution, and unfolding over a period of roughly two thousand years (again separated into four phases).



Don't use no double negatives


Hmm. Well I can see that doing so might not be a guarantee of examination success, but certainly in other contexts the use of a double negative can be rather effective. For example:



Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges!



(See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges)


You'd have a hard job trumping Elvis Presley's triple negative in the song Hard Knocks:



Nobody never gave nothing to me.



Conclusions


The point is that you want to communicate not only clearly, so that you end up saying exactly what you mean, but engagingly. No disrespect to academics, but I have the impression that engaging the reader is usually seen as very much an optional extra. Depending on the nature of what you're writing about, and your target readership, the rules of grammar in the traditional sense may or may not apply. Audience and context are key.


Of course, all this assumes that you know the rules of grammar and good writing to start with. If you don't, those quoted by Steve would be good ones to print out and stick on your wall.


Another good source of information is the Grammar Girl podcast. This is surprisingly useful — surprisingly because, as we all know, rules of grammar and syntax differ between the USA and the UK. As George Bernard Shaw observed, "England and America are two countries divided by a common language."


However, Mignon Fogarty, the 'grammar girl', makes a point of highlighting the correct versions for a British audience and for an American one, where there is a difference.


The website English Language & Usage also seems very useful. It’s organised in a question and answer format. You can ask a question, and tag it as well. A cursory look suggests that other users can answer your question, and people can vote for answers they like. If that seems a little too reliant in the wisdom of crowds, from what I’ve seen the answers are sensible, with examples of usage and full explanations. I’m not sure I’d want to rely on this if I was studying for an English examination, but for answering questions which might arise in the course of writing an article, say, I think this is a very good site. I came across it via Nik Peachey’s A Collaborative English Grammar.


Also check out Anne Wayman's Five blogs to help you improve your writing.


Finally, the much-maligned grammar checker in Word and other wordprocessors does a reasonable job. You don't have to accept all the suggestions, but surely it's better to have the choice than to remain ignorant to the fact that you may have got it wrong?


This is a variation of an article first published on the ICT in Education website.



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Friday, 17 December 2010

23 rules for writers

We’ve all heard of “laws” such as Murphy’s Law (If anything can go wrong it will go wrong), but how about laws which are especially pertinent for writers? I’ve been doing a spot of research, and have come up with these timeless gems. I’ve included the references in case you wish to delve further into any of them.


Comins’s Law


People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklyn said it first. [Rawson]


Considine’s Law


Whenever one word or letter can change the entire meaning of a sentence, the probability of an error being made will be in direct proportion to the embarrassment it will cause. [Dickson]


Creasey’s Law


Never buy an editor or publisher a lunch or a drink until he has bought an article, story or book from you. [Rawson]


Trillin’s Corollary to Creasey’s Law


The advance for a book should be at least twice as much as the cost of the lunch at which it was discussed. [Rawson]


Faber’s Second Law (also known as The First Law of Historical Research)


The number of errors in any piece of writing rises in proportion to the writer’s reliance on secondary sources. [Dickson]


Felson’s Law


To steal from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. [Bloch]


See also the Mizner’s law.


Johnson’s Law


No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money. [QuoteDB]


Mizner’s Law of Research


If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research. [Rawson]


Mr Cooper’s Law


If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it. The piece will make perfect sense without it. [Bloch]


Bogovich’s Corollary to Mr Cooper’s Law


If the piece makes no sense without the word, it will make no sense with the word. [Bloch]


Murphy’s Law of Research


Enough research will tend to support your theory. [Bloch]


Murphy’s Law of College Publishing


Availability of manuscripts in a given subject area is inversely proportional to the need for books in that area. [Dickson]


Murphy’s First Law of Photojournalism


No photojournalist is well dressed. [Murphy]


Murphy’s Second Law of Photojournalism


No well-dressed photographer is a photojournalist. [Murphy]


Rubin’s Law of Literature


All writers are neurotic, but not all neurotics are writers. [Rawson]


Senator Sorghum’s Law


When in doubt for an argument, turn to statistics. They sound very wise, and very few people will do the arithmetic necessary to contradict you. [Rawson]


Tillis’ Organisational Principle


If you file it, you’ll know where it is but never need it. If you don’t file it, you’ll need it but never know where it is. [Bloch]


Trollope’s Rule


Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write. [Rawson]


Twain’s Rules for Pleasing Authors



  1. Tell him you have read one of his books.

  2. Tell him you have read all of his books.

  3. Ask him to let you read the manuscript of his forthcoming book.


Weiner’s Law of Libraries


There are no answers, only cross-references. [Bloch]


Wilde’s Law of Hard Work


This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back in again. [QuotationsBook]


I hope these laws have given you food for thought. Winking


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Murphy’s Laws


QuotationsBook


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10 attributes of professional writers – #3: Meet the deadline

It seems to me that one crucial difference between a professional (in all senses of the word) writer and others is that the professional will always meet the deadline set by the editor.


Sometimes, of course, this isn’t possible. For example, I was recently commissioned to write some articles about interactive whiteboards in schools. Unfortunately, the deadline i was given did not take into account either the fact that schools were on vacation at the time, they always need a week after a break to be to consider doing anything out of the routine, and it takes time finding schools that have the kit you want to look at and will let you through the doors in order to do so.


That being the case, I asked for, and was granted, an extra week. That was better than landing the editor with a nasty surprise on the day he was expecting the article.


So can technology help? I would (obviously) say “yes”, in one or more of the following ways:


Use a to-do list application


I’ve tried several of these and, to be honest, I find them more bother than they’re worth. But some people swear by them. Ones I’ve heard people rave about, but haven’t used myself, are Remember the Milk and Wunderlist. The former can send you SMS reminders, which sounds pretty handy. Both of these are free.


An alternative, if you have Outlook, is to use the Tasks section. This will flag up anything which is overdue.


Use a calendar


I use Outlook for my calendar, and synchronise it with my phone. I put deadlines into the calendar because a reminder pops up the day before it’s due. The same happens on my phone. If a day isn’t long enough in advance, you can always cheat by making the deadline earlier than it really is.


Use a word processor


My favourite to-do list application is the humble word processor. Each evening when I finish work, or each morning when I start, I spend 10 minutes or so adding stuff to a list I keep, deleting items, and reprioritising them. I then print it out, so I have my task list for the day. Of course, that doesn’t flag up impending deadlines as such, so things can slip through the net.


Use a spreadsheet


My all-time favourite application for managing article deadlines is Excel – although any spreadsheet should do. The reason is that if you have a column for the date, you can order the data on that column, so that the next deadline appears at the top of the list.


You can do more. For example, in the following spreadsheet:



the date in the rectangle (called a “cell”) labelled C3 is today’ date, given by the formula =NOW(), as shown here:



The action to take, shown in cell D3, is given by using an IF statement. This is saying, in effect, If today’s date is greater (ie later) than the deadline date, everything’s fine. If not, then panic!


It’s possible to make it much more sophisticated. For example, you can make it tell you things like “You have 3 days to go”.


But how to do that is a subject for another article.


 



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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

A new Facebook page and a new newsletter

I’ve just set up a Facebook page for Writers’ Know-How, and a new newsletter.


Setting up the Facebook page was surprisingly easy, thanks to the wonderful video by Joanna Penn (see below). Joanna blogs at The Creative Penn, which I enjoy immensely. She has some great advice about writing well and promotion.


I  followed the video step by step, and achieving a new page was a lot more easy than I thought, and a lot less difficult than some would have you believe. I think what made the difference is that Joanna is either clearly not a geek, or is a phenomenally good actress. Her instructions are basic, friendly and down-to-earth.


The page says a little bit about who I am and why I set up this blog, and then the idea was going to be that visitors would be invited to sign up to a newsletter. It’s important to try to get someone to actually do something when they reach your page. Having them sign up for a newsletter is as good an idea as anything else you might think of. However, in a rare moment of common sense, I’ve decided to shelve the idea for now.


Now, enjoy Joanna's video!


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My blogging toolkit

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What do you require in order to blog? Obviously, the list will be depend on what device you use, and its operating system, but here is the set of tools which I find invaluable. Bear in mind that I blog every day as far as I am able, and for at least two different blogs, and I don’t receive payment for either of them. In other words, I blog in addition to doing my day job, so I don’t have time to waste on stuff that doesn’t work or is clunky.


My main device is a PC, a computer that uses Windows. Here’s the list of software I use, all of which is free.


The blog editor


Top of the list is Windows Live Writer. I have tried loads of blog editors, including trial versions of non-free ones, and none of them even come close. This is easy to set up, even if you have several blogs, and there’s loads you can do with it. In fact, if there is something missing, odds are that someone has written a free plugin to cover it. (Try WLW Plugins or, even better, the Plugins Gallery.  Unfortunately, some appear to be no longer there, but it’s still a great collection.)


Screenshots


I often include screenshots of applications in my posts, and I have found nothing more fully-featured and easier to use than PickPick. It has tons of screen capture options as you can see in this screenshot – made, appropriately enough, with PickPick!


PickPick has a myriad of capture options


Picture editing


Although you can use PickPick for picture editing, I prefer Paint.net. It has many more features than I know what to do with.


Flickr


I like to take, store, and use my own photos, so I have a Flickr account. The basic one, which lets you store quite a lot of photos, is free.


Further reading


We all recognise that it’s a great idea to give your blog even more value by inserting links to related articles, but that takes a lot of time if you have to do the research yourself. I use a free service called Zemanta, which integrates seamlessly with Live Writer.


I’ve found that you can’t rely completely on Zemanta: it picks up on key words in the article, and sometimes gets the wrong end of the stick, so you have to read the articles it recommends and not just “OK” them blindly. But it does a more than passable job.


Conclusion


Have I missed anything out of my toolkit? If I have, please leave a comment to let us know!



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Monday, 13 December 2010

10 attributes of professional writers – #2: Work to exact word count

In the first post in this series, I made it clear that by “professional” I was referring to the strict definition of the word, ie that payment is made for your services. But there is also, of course, another meaning of “professional”, which is to behave and conduct oneself in a particular way.


In my opinion, one of the things which distinguish a professional from an amateur is that the former will, when asked, deliver a piece of work that exactly meets the requirements, including the word count.


As an example, I was recently commissioned to write a feature article plus six reviews for PC Pro Magazine. The article had to be 1,000 words, and each of the reviews 500 words. In addition, each review was to be accompanied by a 15 word “verdict” on the product.


I’m pleased to say that I did all that, but not without help. In the old days when all a writer had was a pen or a typewriter, you had to either count the words one at a time or estimate the word count by taking the average number of words over three or four typical lines, and then count the number of lines and multiply the two numbers. These days there is no need for all that palaver, because any decent word processor will have a statistics section in which the word count and other characteristics are shown.


In many word processors, you’ll find this feature listed in the Edit menu or the Tools menu – if you can’t find it, look in the Help. In Word 2007, which is what I use,  the word count is displayed at the bottom of the screen, which is pretty useful.


It's good to have the stats right there at your fingertipsAnother useful feature of Word, and possibly other word processors too, is that if you select a portion of text it will give you the word count for that selection. That’s quite handy too if, like me, you have to produce an additional element of a particular number of words. In Word, the selected text’s word count is also displayed at the bottom of the screen, in the form X/Y, where X is the word count of the selected text and Y is the word count of the whole document.


In this screenshot, the highlighted section of the text contains 43 words


So, no excuses for not producing the exact word count you’ve been asked for!



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Saturday, 11 December 2010

How to write an article in 30 minutes or less

I think a lot of people, myself included, work most efficiently when they’re up against a tight deadline. This phenomenon has been observed both by Aesop (the fable of the tortoise and the hare), and Parkinson (“Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.”)


In short, the more time you have in which to complete an article, the less likely you are to spend all that time on writing the article. It stands to reason, therefore, that in this sense, the less time you have, the better.


Something I have found to be very effective here is a self-imposed deadline, aided by technology (of course!). I use an application called TimeLeft when working on my computer at home, and Chronolite when out and about with my iPad. Each is free, and can be set to alert you when a designated period of time has elapsed.


TimeLeft's timerChronoliteI’ll be the first to admit that this is bizarre, but I do find that knowing I’m going to be given a metaphorical tap on the shoulder by an application on my desktop makes me write furiously.


I don’t always complete the article in the time I set myself – but this approach works often enough for me to be able to recommend it wholeheartedly!



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Friday, 10 December 2010

10 attributes of professional writers – #1: Get paid!


Image by Terry Freedman via Flickr



What makes a professional writer professional? I believe 10 characteristics to be essential. The most fundamental of these is pretty simple, and has nothing whatsoever to do with technology, writing style or how good a tan you have. It’s…


You get paid


What I mean by this is: paid in money. Not in a “free” subscription. Not in a jar of jelly beans. Not in potential advertising revenue. But in actual money. (The slight exception I’d make is that payment in, say, Amazon vouchers might be acceptable if you’re writing for a foreign publication or website, and the fee would be eaten up by international bank currency conversion charges.)


In fact, even if you somehow stood to earn more money from revenue derived from advertising on the web page on which your article appears, it is still better to receive payment directly for the article – at least once. The reason for this is as subtle as it’s important. If an editor offers to pay you for your article, she is taking a chance and taking a risk. If your article is not read by anyone, you will still be paid. You’re being paid for the writing of the article, not for its potential popularity.


Write for advertising revenue by all means; write for nothing at all if you must. But don’t call yourself a professional unless someone has agreed to pay you in the green stuff for doing a job.


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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Photography and creative writing

The terms “technology” and “creative writing” may not often appear in the same sentence. But when it comes to digital photography, the world is your oyster. Think about it:



  • The hardware is inexpensive. You can pick up a decent camera for next to nothing, and if you use a mobile phone you’ve probably got one already;

  • The software is inexpensive. The most popular medium for storing pictures, the SD card, provides massive storage at very little cost, and can be used over and over again;

  • Finally, the process is inexpensive: if you don’t like a picture, just delete it. No expensive photographic paper wasted, no developing and printing outlay thrown down the drain.


So what do you need to do, apart from the obvious step of acquiring a camera?



  • Carry the camera with you at all times.

  • Always be prepared to take a photo, even if you can’t immediately see how you might use it.

  • Use one or more of your photos as a prompt to get your creative writing juices flowing.


To give you an idea of what can happen, last week I had to collect my car from a garage, where it had been serviced. The garage is on a route I normally travel by car, meaning I don’t notice anything except what I’m supposed to notice: the road! But this time I went by bus. It was freezing, but I saw, perhaps really saw for the first time, a cemetery, caked in snow and ice. I took three photos, of which this is the best, in my opinion:


Brrrr!Could that be used as a prompt? I think so. I could certainly use it if I wrote fiction. I will certainly try to use it as a starter for non-fiction.


In fact, I already have: this post!



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Research Sites for Writers: Refdesk

Refdesk is not a search engine, it’s a reference website. It is, in effect, a virtual version of the sort of thing you might find in the Reference section of your local library.


And like that reference section, it’s a bit of a mixed bag: curiosities, some useful stuff, and a whole lot of out-of-date material.


There’s a Google-powered search engine on the site, which I used to look up “self-publishing”. There were only two results returned, not counting the sponsored ads. One of these was from 2009, and the other was from 2000. Neither of them seemed relevant.


So is it all bad news? Not really. There are bits and pieces like Quote of the Day and This Day in History, which may appeal to some, a few search engines, such as one that looks on YouTube, and a huge repository of links to dictionaries and other reference sources.


I won’t be making this my first port of call, but it’s definitely a potentially useful site to know about. Just don’t rely on any statistics you come across on the site without checking when they were last updated.

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Is randomness useful?

Yesterday I thought I’d explore the web to see if I could find a random blog post generator. Why? Because I was interested to see (a) if such things existed and (b), if so, what they were like. Could you, for example look at a randomly generated post and not know that it was created in that way?


Well there’s good news and there’s other news (which I’m not sure is good or bad). The good news is that there are indeed random blog post generators. The other news is that some appear to have been written by schoolboys who are at that age where the peppering of one’s speech with expletives or references to sex or sexuality is thought to be so hilarious as to be positively dangerous to anyone suffering from brittle bone disease.


Also, it is at once clear on reading the posts generated that they are either randomly generated or written by someone with an extremely poor vocabulary and little grasp of the English language.


There were one or two useful websites, such as random idea generators for creative writing exercises (though most of these were unimaginative), but on the whole I would say that the usefulness of the websites found declined the more I searched. This can be expressed in the following graph:


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Needless to say, given the nature of the enquiry task I set myself, this graph was randomly generated and has no basis whatsoever in real data. But I think you’d agree that its inclusion, at least at first glance, lends this post an air of authority it might otherwise lack. To create it, I used the Fake Graph Generator.


Other interesting random generators, of various shades of quality and usefulness, may be found at The Generator Blog, which also features the best creative writing idea generator I came across, the Creativity Portal.


I’d be interested in hearing about any good random generators you’ve come across, and why you like them.



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Monday, 6 December 2010

Research Sites for Writers: Creative Commons

A good starting point for anyone wishing to find information, a picture, a recording or a video that they can reuse without falling foul of copyright law is the Creative Commons search site. As well as a good starting point, it’s a good one-stop shop, given that it covers such a range of media types.


A safe starting point


The only caveat I would make is that I always like to double-check whether something really is issued under a Creative Commons licence before using it. I’ve never had any problems at all with this search site, but occasionally I’ve used others to find CC images and have been presented with ones which have all rights reserved.


Ratings out of 5


Look and feel: 3


Results: 3


Quirkiness Factor: 2


Overall: 3



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Sunday, 5 December 2010

Paperback Writer

The lyrics of this song by The Beatles will strike a chord with many publishers, I think. Sung in the first person, it’s about someone who fancies himself as a best-selling author – of the worst kind!


It includes generous offers such as:



you can have the rights: it’ll make a million for you overnight



and



I can make it longer if you like the style



Classic!


There's a serious side too: lots of people think they can write, and may of them seem to think the world is waiting for them to bless it with their magnum opus.


I read a statistic somewhere recently that most books sell a round number of copies -- zero. Books take time and effot to write, and further time and effort to promote. And success is by no means guaranteed.


I've always wondered how The Beatles knew about the sort of person who is the subject of this song. But enough of this persiflage: enjoy the video!


Research Sites for Writers: Ask

Ask goes back a long time. Originally called Ask Jeeves (and still called Ask Jeeves in the UK), it features a picture of an English Butler. Butlers have a reputation for serious quiet and efficient service; does Ask make the grade?


The search interface is pretty cleanThe interface is simple, so if it’s excitement and whizzery you’re looking for, this is not the search engine for you. From my perspective, the proof of the pudding is in the eating. Once again, I used the search term “self-publishing”. What it served up was not, on the whole, particularly interesting-looking. However, one of the sites which caught my eye, towards the bottom of the first page, was How to publish yourself in the UK. It’s a site packed with useful information, although the pages don’t seem to be dated, so I think one would need to double-check anything here before acting on it. Strangely, when I conducted the search about 10 minutes later, this website was no longer there! Well, not on the first page at least – I looked no further.


Getting back to Ask, when I entered the URL it changed automatically to a UK version with a UK-centric search. However, you can “ask it” to search the web as a whole if you prefer. Usefully, there is a list of suggested search terms on the top right-hand side of the page. Clicking on any one of these leads to a new page of results.


Something I didn’t like very much was the preponderance of sponsored results. These appear both at the top and the bottom of the page, so the “genuine” results are sandwiched in the middle.


I did like the advanced search, because it gives you the option of where in the page you’d like the search engine to look for your search term: anywhere in the page title, in the URL or in the title. This seems like a useful way of honing your search.


The location option is potentially very useful


Despite the advanced search feature just mentioned, I think that, on the whole, Ask has seen its heyday. Nevertheless, I will be using it as a backup if other search engines fail to yield useful results. It’s not that it’s not good, it’s more a case of others being better in my opinion. But try it: with its clean interface and no-nonsense approach, you may prefer the quiet, understated service one would expect from a butler.


Ratings out of 5


Look and feel: 2


Results: 2


Quirkiness Factor: 1


Overall: 2


Check out the other articles in this series of Research Sites for Writers.



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